girl me


i have gone by amy

and hasn't it been fun

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girl me
Stolen from Bonnie and Molly.
1. Go to the Elouai doll maker:
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.


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(it looks a LITTLE bit like me, right? I wish I had those clothes.)

aaaand AFTER:

(so the only thing I kept was the nose. haha... well, you don't want a Mary Sue associated too heavily with you, if you know what's good for you!)

here's the story. of Mary Sue. and... Harry Potter. because I read more HP fanfiction than is good for anybody. but I laugh at it, so it's okay.


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Her raven locks flowed in the night wind as she stood before the castle that was Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A silent tear slipped down her face from her blue cat orbs, for she knew that once she got inside her poor tortured soul would face nothing but rejection from those within. No one understood her. Nobody knew how much it hurt her to have the powers that she did, because she was the only one that ever had them. Also, she was from America. She would never fit in anywhere.
When she finally got inside, she waited her turn in line for the Sorting Hat. Suddenly she noticed a very intriguing boy standing on the other side of the room, already at a table with other students. From the colors on the table she could tell that he was in Gryffindor. Looking closer, she realized that this boy was actually the fabled Harry Potter. Just as she began to stare he looked up and his eyes met hers. He smiled, and she fainted. Everyone gasped, and they rushed her to the infirmary.

When she woke up her glasses were gone and everything was fuzzy, but she could see a worried face hanging above her bed. Instantly she knew it was Harry. He smiled when she finally woke up. "Are you all right?" he asked, and she nodded. Then he leaned over and kissed her. As soon as their lips met she began to magically transform.

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When she was done she was floating over the bed in a long flowing white robe with bright white feathered wings. Her eyes had turned into green eyes just like Harry's and she could see perfectly. Her beautiful raven locks had transformed into gorgeous flowing blond hair that never seemed to stop in length. She looked down at Harry, who was staring at her. "I'm sorry... I never told you, I am actually an angel shapeshifter, that is why my parents freaked out and sent me here... I understand if you hate me for it." But Harry shook his head. "No, I love you, I love you more than anything, and I think you are beautiful." And then he threw her down on the bed and they had TEH SEX.

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When they woke up she was back to normal except for her green optics. Also she still had no glasses but could now see perfectly. She saw Harry's Gryffindor sweater lying on the ground and gasped. "I don't have a house, Harry, how can you love me?" "It's okay, I will still love you, and I know how we can fix it," he said. He took her down to Dumbledore who instantly saw her for what she was and was so pleased that he made her the head prefect who was in charge of all the houses. He gave her a special rainbow badge to sum up all the colors and Harry said he was proud.

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Then a few weeks later she found out she was pregnant with Harry's baby from all the sex they had been having. She went in tears to Harry who got angry and took her up to the top of the highest tower in the school and shoved her off and jumped after her. And there was a really big splat and that was the end. The end.

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screw subject matter...

I just thought it was cool that you listed pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeosis too... So... Uh... laiven...


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